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Updated Science: The Science of Body Language


The Science of Body Language

  • Since we first published this science, nothing about Sally has changed. Nothing. Sometimes, you talk to her and you’re about to say, “Sally, don’t you realize your body language indicates deep-seeded issues with commitment? Issues that spring from your own narcissistic fear of aging?” But then you just cross your arms (classic body language) and listen to her complain about how it’s too difficult to return a used dress to the department store.


gay dude: mom… dad… im homo.

dad:..srs? im attacking you.

gay dude: i CAME OUT to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

(Source: retiredjesus)




i fucked up my life so much but i’m trying like hell to fix it

no, i fucked up your life


No, IIIIIIII fucked up your life!

i’m up to six squad members now and all my little ghost skeletons are improving so quickly it’s great. having a squad full of floating skull mask people all named ghost skeleton is excellent I recommend it highly



Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?

No one will believe you.


The Legend of Zelda : Feather Time.

Join this new epic adventure introducing chicken Link !

… Well I wanted to create an epic legend …. with birds ^p^” !